Ordering Information
We like to get things right. Exactly right. Our designs are printed to order and then shipped out accordingly. Be first on the block to sport our gear. Please allow thirty days for delivery.Classic Tanks
- “Whip” appears near the back right hip and “grind” the front right.
- Size chart below. These shirts run small.
- Preshrunk 100% cotton 30 single combed ring-spun, 5.8 ounce, super soft 2×1 baby rib knit from Bella: Style #4000
- Colors: Black and white
- 1-color screen printed, front and back.
| Women's | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fits Sizes | 0-4 | 4-8 | 8-10 | 10-12 | 12-14 |
| Chest to Fit (inches) | 31-33 | 34-36 | 37-39 | 39-41 | 41-43 |
| Inseam (inches) | 30-31 | 31-32 | 32-33 | 33.5-34 | 34-34.5 |
GEAR & USAGE
We have observed that verbal and non-verbal communication of our website name elicits grins, chuckles, and flush faces. Give it a try. You'll see. Do not mention us (this website) when around five-year olds. They'll repeat it about ten times and then you'll get a call from your brother.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Our products are produced with love and lots of caffeine in Northern California. 100% sweatshop free.
Our gear is printed on Bella and American Apparel, where noted.
All prices are in U.S. dollars.
All transactions are handled through PayPal because it's easy. It's used by over 100 million people worldwide. You do NOT need to join PayPal either. A valid credit card is necessary. Don't be shy.
Due to the custom nature of our items, we do not offer exchanges or returns. If there is a mailing mistake on our part, we will of course fix it at no additional charge.
CONTACT US
The best way to reach us is through e-mail: If you don't hear from us immediately, please e-mail again. We're probably not too far away. We're dilettantes at heart.